Since you have time, you might as well wear your pretty dress." "Dressed!" I said, "Don't tell me what that means." That'll give him time to get dressed prettily," she said, hanging up. "Okay, then, he, or should I say she?, will be in to see you at 7:00. You see, he lost a little bet and now he gets to see what it's like from the other side." The woman on the other end was either laughing or trying to figure out a way to get rid of this crazy request. It's for my sissy husband." That comment had me about ready to rip the phone from her hand. "Ah yes," she said, grinning and twisting her hair, "I would like to make an appointment for a wet set and bridal makeup, for this afternoon or evening if possible." A pause, and then, "Oh, and it's not for me. Here, let me help you," she said, grabbing the phone.īefore we could discuss it further, she was on the phone. "Well, you don't just go and get your hair set and makeup done on a walk-in. "Wait a minute," she said, "don't you have an appointment somewhere?" "Well, I said resignedly, grabbing my keys, "I suppose I better just go and get it done." At one time, I had her showing a whole group of people how to perform oral sex on a pickle. I had been rather ruthless in having her do some rather awkward things when we were in college playing drinking games. Lord knows what I'd be doing right now if I lost the bet." "You lost a bet and you can suffer the consequences. "Listen, you're starting to sound like a REAL sissy," she said, pushing me against our kitchen counter. "Who is going to believe that I would do all of this for a lost bet?" "Who cares? If they did, you can explain it as a lost bet." "Well, going to the beauty salon is no different than getting your haircut, and you've worn makeup before for drama productions." "This involves actually going to a beauty salon and getting makeup done." How much worse can this be?" she told me, as I frowned, displaying my growing concern about the level to which she was punishing me for my lost bet. "Oh, come on now, you managed to get through the first part. Have makeup done appropriate for evening occasion Go to beauty salon and have your hair set on perm rods and styled in a cute feminine style She handed it to me, her perfect burgundy lips set in a slightly smug expression. Now it was Friday afternoon, and it was time to complete the second of my lists. My wife Sharon had exerted her power over me so strongly in my payment for losing a simple bet that I had gone to a department store and purchased a whole array of feminine garments.
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